Post last updated: October 10th, 2018
The other day, I was reading about creativity on Charlie’s blog, Seattle Trekker, which had a link to another article entitled, “101 Tips on How to Become More Creative.”
Number 6 on the tip list suggested “create the dumbest idea you can.” I snorted. I do not have to create dumb ideas because dumb stuff tracks me down like an angry tornado intent on wrangling with an old broad in a claw foot tub. You know that’s not going to end well. It doesn’t matter whether or not the old broad in the tub is wearing purple underwear. Yes, wearing purple underwear for inspiration was number 55 on the list. I don’t even own a pair of purple underwear but the stoopit stuff finds me every time. Every Time.
When you think you are having a bad day, just remember there’s an old gal out here with hair-standing-on-end cowering in a claw foot tub from a tornado. Instantly, you should feel better.
Oh, if you think purple underwear might improve my destiny, feel free to send me a pair. Size Giant, please.