A DAY OF GARDENING

Post last updated: September 25th, 2018

Lee McDonald's terrariums

The Duval County Extension Agent put on another fabulous event Saturday, February 25th from 9:00 until 2:30. It was called A Day of Gardening and I’ve got to give their secretary, Becky Davidson, some major kudos for organizing our registration packets, by name, with the Agenda glued to the front of the 9×12 envelope and all of our color-coded handouts inside. That must have been some job preparing 300 of those.

Not always being of sound mind, I referred to that Agenda throughout the day to help me figure out where I was supposed to be and when I was supposed to be there. In between lectures, I would visit the vendors who were arranged around the perimeter of the auditorium.

Terry DelValle gave a short, informative lecture on Attracting Beneficial Insects which prompted me to buy the University of Florida’s bug book for vegetable gardeners. It was a tad pricey at $12 BUT it was bound with two one-inch rings allowing it to lie flat when open. The color photos were on heavy, coated card stock a mere 3 inch by 4 inch which meant you could haul the book out to the garden and compare the photo to the bug on your tomato bush and then tuck the book in your garden apron or jeans pocket.  Any garden book identifying bugs or wild mushrooms should be done this way.

Victoria Freeman was up next to tell us a thing or two about Permaculture. A former school teacher now running a bed and breakfast on the St. Johns River, she often treated us like third graders by making us put our heads on the table and holding our fingers up to vote. Anyone not playing along was admonished, “Heads down” and she would not proceed until all heads were down. She was absolutely hilarious and the star of the show.  She had a lot of material that she had to run through far too quickly for my pea-sized brain to comprehend but I did make note of a few frugal tips she had because, as you know, I am, for the most part, dropping out of the consumer culture because of strong feelings that corporate lack of loyalty towards American workers should not be rewarded. Frugal Tip No. 1 – you can make a solar collector from one of those silver sun visors for car windshields. Frugal Tip No. 2 – you can start a “pocket garden” in one of those cloth grocery bags you get at the grocery store for 99 cents.

Our first Breakout Session started at 11:00. When pre-registering, we chose between Organic Vegetable Gardening, Water Conservation and Container Gardening.

Lunch was provided – a sandwich, bag of chips and cookie – but forty-five minutes was not near enough time to get 300 people through one food line with enough time to eat considering their habit of staying on schedule.

The second Breakout Session started at 12:30 with Tomato Varieties and Growing Tips, Caring for Palms and Terrariums on the menu. I chose Terrariums with Lee McDonald, a Master Gardener, mostly because I didn’t know anything about it and it might come in handy to know a thing or two if my succulent seeds make it past the two-leaf stage. He taped gold coins to the floor under some of the chairs which the chair holder exchanged for a bag of ultra-special terrarium dirt. He swore up and down that two of the coins were not redeemed which had a half dozen of us scurrying around the room tipping chairs because, after all, free dirt is free dirt to a gardener.

The last lecture was on Exceptional Plants for Northeast Florida by Chuck Hubbuch. When his lecture was over I bolted for the door. I realize they wanted to keep an auditorium of 300 people comfortable but I was frozen to the core. I missed a rare February day of sun by going to this shindig and luckily my car had been roasting in the sun. It was probably 85 degrees inside the car but it felt really, really good after a day of polar bear treatment. According to the thermometer readout on my dash, the outside temperature was 61 degrees. Now I ask you, WHY would they blow arctic air over us all day long when the outside temperature had risen to a meager 61 degrees by 2:30 in the afternoon? That is the third time I’ve been cold in that auditorium, the last two times I was miserably cold, and they’ve just about torn it with me. Yes, their classes are excellent. Yes, their classes are good value for the money spent but I don’t like coming out with my internal organs riddled with icicles. I’ve already registered for their chicken thing this Tuesday night but I’m not certain I will go.

2 thoughts on “A DAY OF GARDENING”

  1. I try to remember to take a sweater with me going places that keep it ice cold (like some movies), even in the summer. Other than that, your day sounded wonderful and I love the idea of your bug book! A pocket bug identification book would be perfect to know whether to kill the thing right then, right there, or to talk sweet to it!

    1. Holleygarden — Sweaters have too many holes. I was wearing a light jacket and because of previous experiences there, had taken an additional jacket to put over my knees. This time, I also needed EAR MUFFS and didn’t have them. I agree about the bug book; that’s why I bought it. Not so good at recognizing the beneficials! She dealt with stink bugs by squishing them. Yuck!

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